Things your Mum Always said


Generation comes and generation goes but mothers are still mothers…

These lines sound familiar, uh?…either your mum used to say it or you are surprised that you are beginning to say them as well.

  1. No running in the house

  2. Stop picking on it, it won’t heal

  3. You don’t know where to keep it, keep it on my head

  4. Wait till your daddy gets home

  5. Eat your food, many kids don’t even have to eat

  6. Wait until you have children of your own.

  7. You’d argue with a signpost.

  8. You’d forget your head if it wasn’t attached

  9. That’s the pot calling the kettle black.

  10. Hear the sirens? They’re coming to get you.

  11. You can’t always get what you want.

  12. Don’t look at me with those eyes.

  13. I didn’t call you, or do you want me to call you

  14. Are you deaf or something?

  15. Are you lying to me?

  16. Don’t ask me WHY. The answer is NO.

  17. You are bored, right?…go clean the dishes

  18. How many times did I call you?

  19. Do these kids not ever stay in their house?

  20. I don’t have your time

  21. Am I talking to a statue?

  22. Don’t sit too close to the television, it’ll spoil your eyes

  23. Don’t talk with your mouth full!

  24. Don’t walk away when I’m talking to you!

  25. Eat your vegetables, they’re good for you.

  26. I don’t care who started it, I said stop!

  27. I said close the door, I did not say bang it.

  28. I would have never talked to my mother like that!

  29. If I catch you doing that one more time, I’ll skin you alive

  30. Pick that up before somebody trips on it and breaks their head!

  31. Raise your feet while walking.

  32. Shut your mouth and eat.

  33. Someone is going to end up crying.

  34. If I want your opinion I’ll ask for it!

  35. Don’t eat like a dog, clear your plate

  36. I didn’t beat you oh11and you are crying

  37. Oh, you are looking for your pencil, I saw it on the expressway, crossing the road

  38. I’ll treat you like an adult when you start acting like one.

  39. I’ve had it up to here with you.

  40. Leave your sister (brother) alone!

  41. Watch your language!

  42. When I was your age…

  43. When I was in school, I always came tops

  44. When you have kids of your own you’ll understand.

  45. Why? Because I SAID so, that’s why!

  46. Why? Z

  47. You are getting on my last nerve.

  48. Eat it, you will like it!

  49. Your father is going to hear about this when HE gets home!

  50. You’re the oldest. You should know better.

  51. If you’re too sick to go to school, you’re too sick to play outside.

  52. I’m not going to ask you again.

  53. What part of NO don’t you understand?

  54. When you have your own house then you can make the rules!

  55. Where do YOU think you’re going?

  56. Mum, that’s not fair…Life isn’t fair.

  57. Money does NOT grow on trees.

  58. Don’t talk back at me

  59. Nobody asked you.

  60. Over my dead body!

  61. There’s enough dirt in those ears to grow potatoes!

  62. Watch your mouth!

  63. What did I say the FIRST time?

  64. You can’t start the day on an empty stomach.

  65. You don’t always get what you want.

  66. It’s a hard lesson, but you might as well learn it now.

  67. You kids are trying to drive me crazy!

  68. I’m doing this for your own good.

  69. Someone is going to end up crying.

  70. You will not kill me!

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